chapter9 玩酷影音新时代（1）

    疯狂演绎小沈阳搞笑语录

    小沈阳语录top 1：

    我的中文名叫小沈阳，我的英文名叫xiao shenyang!

    google版：i called the chinese small shenyang，my english is called xiao shenyang!

    雷人版：my chinese name called little shen sun，my english name called 小—损—样儿!

    正常版：my chinese name is 小沈阳，my english name is xiao shenyang.

    小沈阳语录top 2：

    老妹儿，这是为什么呢?

    google版：old sister，this is oogle版：music ready for it？music!

    雷人版：music ready oogle版：not to stop-not to not to stop，pia，pia to.

    雷人版：no oogle版：i am just an ordinary actor二人转。

    雷人版：i only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.

    正常版：i am just an ordinary actor of“toogle版：me too have the id card people.

    雷人版：i also am have body card people.

    正常版：i am also somebody oogle版：i myself can do things other people never troublesome.

    雷人版：i mysever no bother others.

    正常版：oogle版：take someone else’ let others no o!

    正常版：folloo.

    小沈阳语录top 9：

    世界是我们的，也是儿子们的，但最终是那帮孙子们的。

    google版：the randchildren’s.

    雷人版： is sons，but final end is that group of grandsons.

    正常版：the s to us，but also to our children，but eventually  to our grandchildren.

    小沈阳语录top 10：

    你都不理我，那我成狗不理了!

    google版：you ignore me，then ignore me into a dog!

    雷人版：you all no care me，that i become dog no care!

    正常版：even you you don’t care me，then i ain.

    打雷，下雨，收衣服啦！

    thundereived more clothes!

    你想要啊？你想要就说吧，你不说我怎么知道你想要呢？

    you oing to die.

    所以说做妖就像做人一样，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心，就不再是妖，是人妖。

    being a devil is the same as being a human. hter house?

    长夜漫漫，无心睡眠。

    it’ mood to sleep.

    爱一个人是痛苦的。

    love means pain.

    要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊？

    should i shoet my body instead of my spirit.

    有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人，这段感情才是最要命的。

    you.

    可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢？请你给我一个理由好不好？拜托！

    but hoive me a reason，please!

    曾经有一段真挚的爱情摆在我的面前，我却没有珍惜，直到失去才追悔莫及。人世间最大的痛苦莫过于此。如果上天再给我一次机会的话，我一定会对那女孩说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这段爱情前加个期限的话，我希望是一万年。

    i have had my best love before, but i didn’t treasure her. retful. it is the most painful matter in this ive me another chance，i ive a time limit to this love，i hope it is 10 thousand years.

    紫霞仙子语录

    爱一个人需要理由吗？不需要吗？需要吗？

    e. peror.</p>

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