花样年华 第二章（1）

    靶 子

    我的厨艺一直以来都是全家人取笑的对象。一天晚上，由于晚餐准备得太快，弄得厨房里全是烟雾，连烟雾探查器也响了起来。虽然我的两个孩子在学校里都接受过防火安全训练，然而他们对警报却毫无反应。我很生气，怒气冲冲地在房间里到处找他们。

    我在浴室里找到了正在洗手的他们。我的声音大过了警报声，要求他们辨别那种声音。

    “是烟雾探查器。”他们不约而同地回答。

    “你们知道那种声音代表什么吗？”我问道。

    “当然，”大一点的孩子回答，“晚饭已经好了。”

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    my cooking has alet of fly jokes. one evening, as i prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled h both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm. annoyed, i stormed through the house in search of them.

    i found them in the bathroom,  their hands. over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm, i asked them to identify the sound.

    “it’s the smoke detector,” they replied in unison.

    “do you kno’s bad habit

    as a professional animal trainer, i  developed a bad habit. every time i hung my  out a large rocer, a banker and a politician got lost in the forest. eventually they came to a farmer’s house and asked if he could put them up overnight.</p>

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