花样年华 第一章（4）

    “别听他们的，”母亲说，“你的脑袋很漂亮。别哭了，去商店买10斤土豆吧。”

    “购物袋在哪里啊？”

    “没有了，就用你的帽子吧。”

    a boy  head

    a boy cried to his mother, “all the children make fun of me. they say i have a big head.”

    “don’t listen to them,” his mother said, “you have a beautiful head. no and go to the store to buy t bag?”

    “i haven’t got one—use your hat.”

    太多了

    在一列穿越欧洲的旅游火车上，有一个俄国人、一个古巴人、一个美国商人和一个美国律师。

    俄国人取出一大瓶伏特加酒，给自己的旅伴们每人倒了一杯，然后随手把剩余的半瓶酒扔出了窗外。

    “你为什么要这样做啊？”美国商人问。

    “我们国家盛产伏特加，”俄国人说，“实际上，我们的酒多得喝不完。”

    过了一会儿，古巴人掏出上等的雪茄分发给每个人。他只抽了两口，就把手中的雪茄扔出了窗外。

    “我原以为古巴的经济颓废，”那个商人说，“可你却把那么好的烟都给扔掉了。”

    “雪茄嘛，”古巴人回答，“在古巴一角钱就可以买12支。雪茄多得我们都不知道该怎么办了。”

    这位美国商人坐在那里，静静地想了一会儿，然后站了起来，一把抓起律师，把他从窗口扔了出去。

    too much

    a russian, a cuban, an american businessman and an american la across europe.

    the russian took out a large bottle of vodka, poured each of his companions a drink and then hurled the semifull bottle out the ars. he took a couple of puffs of his and then tossed it out the ht the cuban economy .” the businessman said. “yet you threood cigar aars,” the cuban replied, “are a dime a dozen in cuba. ot up, grabbed the laift. i told him i  impractical and romantic.

    on our anniversary night, he presented me old bracelet.

    “a little four-letter et this for you,” he said softly.

    “oh, how sweet,” i whispered.“l-o-v-e?”

    “no.” he replied. “s-a-l-e.”</p>

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