难得糊涂 第四章（5）

    “你为什么这么高兴？”有人冲着击剑手喊道，“你并未击中啊！”

    “啊，”剑手回答道，“你刚才看得一定不够仔细。苍蝇确实还活着，没错——可他永远也做不成爸爸了。”

    the e. a fly reatest shty arc—but the insect continued on its hast. the greatest set completely, yet he continued to smile.

    “ very carefully. the fly lives yet, yes but he  at the door reciting a text er came up to him and said, “excuse me, but could you tell me o across the bridge and then turn right. the bridge is only 20 metres long.”

    the stranger thanked him and  across the bridge er truned around and found it  shalloave you the  direction. i have come to tell you that the bridge is 40 metres long, not 20 metres as i originally said. if you go 20 metres and then turn right, you o ave me the same directions.”

    买 票

    一天晚上，一位来看演出的观众行为十分怪异。剧院售票处的一位女士对此感到十分困惑。这个男人买完一张票，几分钟后又过来买了一张；他走之后，一会儿又回来买了第三张票。刚走没一会儿又返回来买了第四张票。此时演出已经开始了，售票处的女士说：“先生，我希望您不要介意，有件事我想问问您。您为什么反反复复地买那么多张票？”

    “每次我刚要走进剧场时，”这位可怜的观众说，“就有个家伙把我的票拿过去撕成了两半。”

    buying the tickets

    the  just before the shoht a ticket, ain, returned and bought a third ticket.  then he ain, returned yet again and bought a fourth ticket. by this time the sho, sir, but  back and buying more tickets?”

    “every time i try to get into the auditorium,” the hapless patron replied, “some chap takes my ticket and tears it in haiti.”

    卖 象

    一位商人正等着出售一头大象。这时，有个男人走到大象跟前，仔细端详着这头象。商人悄悄在他的耳旁说道：“你千万别说出大象的缺点，等这头象一出手，我就会给你好处的。”这男人说: “好吧。”

    卖出大象后，商人把卖象所得的十分之一给了那个人，然后问道：“现在，你能告诉我你是怎么看出这头象的左前腿有毛病的吗？我还觉得这毛病十分椅呢。”

    “我什么也没看出来。”此人回答。

    “那你为什么那么认真仔细地观察每个部位？”

    “因为我从来没见过大象，想知道大象是什么样的。”

    selling an elephant

    a merchant  a large elephant. a man came up to the elephant and began to exne it very carefully. the merchant  about that elephant till i’ve sold it, and i’ll make you a present,” “all right.”said the man.

    after the elephant had been sold, the merchanl gave him one-tenth of the price he had got for it, saying,“no of the elephant? i thought it ish.”said the man.

    “then why did you look so carefully at every part of the elephant?”

    “because i’d never seen one before, and wanted to know what they were like.”</p>

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