难得糊涂 第三章（7）

    so the sergeant calls for his morning formation.“ok, men, fall in and listen up. everybody  along one day he heard a piano, and follo the sound came to a house on n reading：“miss smith. piano lessons 25 cents an hour.”

    pausing to listen he heard the young  to play one of chopin’s nocturns, and not succeeding very nized him at once. delighted, she invited him in and he sat do her mistakes. miss smith thanked him, and he departed.

    some months later he returned to the toain he took the same  at the sign, he read：“miss smith (pupil of paderevski). piano lessons 1.00 an hour.”

    打猎的地方

    一辆车上坐满了猎手，他们正在寻找一个可以打猎的地方，因此他们把车开进了一个农场。司机进入一家农舍，询问是否可以打猎。老农夫说：“当然可以，但是你能否帮我一个忙？我这里有一头20年的老骡子，得了重病，我不忍心杀了它，你能帮我一个忙吗？”猎手说：“当然。”说着他便回到了车里。

    猎手在往回走的路上，决定着跟朋友们开个玩笑。他走进车里，朋友们问他是否可以打猎，他说：“不可以，但是我要给他点颜色瞧瞧！”说着，就摇下车窗，朝着骡子开了一枪。正当他大叫：“给你点颜色看看！”时，后面乘客的座位上又响起一声枪响，接着一个猎手喊道：“再加一头牛！”

    a place to hunt

    a carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer’s yard. the driver  over there is 20 years old and sick  back, ho buddies. he got into the car and oing to teach that old cuss a lesson.” un out and blasted the mule. as he exclaimed,“there, that  out from the passenger side. and, one of his hunting buddies shouted, “i got the coave his donkey less food, and  a lot. noetting used to eating less；and soon he et used to living on almost nothing.”

    each day roderick gave the donkey a little less food, until it  anything.

    then one day, oing to market ot used to eating hardly anything, it came to the end of its days in this world.”</p>

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