难得糊涂 第三章（5）

    “胡说！”母亲说，“你只会浪费5先令和两张邮票！如果他知道怎么挣钱，为什么他自己不做呢？为什么还要登广告呢？你是不会收到回信的。”

    “好的，5先令也不多，”她说，“我要试一试。”她去了邮局，买了一张汇款单，把钱寄走了。

    两三天后，她收到了一个里面装着一张小纸条的信封，纸上写着：“照我的办法去做。”

    do as i do

    one morning a young  the advertisements in the paper in search of other  money.”

    “ into the room.

    “listen,” said the girl, and read the advertisement aloud.“do you s, together  you ho your house. then there’s a name and address.”

    “nonsense!” said her mother. “you’ll only lose shillings and the cost of a postal order and tet an anss isn’t much,” she said. “i can try.” she ht a postal order, and sent it off.

    tlish co to spell her name for hotel desk clerks, “take it off my luggage,” she once ordered impatiently.

    three days istered. the guest book read：“miss english coaroo

    the zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its nearoo, but the next morning the animal  around outside. the height of the fence aroo got out again. exasperated, the zoo director had the height increased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped. a giraffe asked the kangaroo, “hoh do you think they’ll build the fence?”

    “i don’t knoaroo. “maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gate unlocked.

    病 假

    一个军乐队队员来找外科医生看病，说自己的嗓子疼。“让我看看你的喉咙。噢，情况不是那么糟糕，一两天就好。我建议你最好休息一个星期左右。”说完，医生就给那个人开了病假条。

    过了一星期，医生刚好在大街上遇到那个人。“你的嗓子感觉怎么样了？”他问。“已经好了，先生。”那人回答。“太好了，”医生说，“你现在可以照常工作了。顺便问一下，你在乐队里演奏的是什么乐器？”“打小鼓，先生。”乐队队员说。

    sick-leave

    a member of a military band came to the surgeon ht in a day or teon gave the man sick-leave.

    a eon met the bandsman in the street. “hoht noood,” said the surgeon. “you can go back to your duty noent do you play in the band?” “the small drum, sir!” said the bandsman.

    快速服务

    一个人带着一双鞋去了修鞋店，对鞋匠说：“请帮我修一下鞋吧。”

    “当然可以，先生。”鞋匠说。

    “什么时候能修好呢？”那个人问。

    “我有点忙，不过大概星期四就能修好。”鞋匠回答说。

    “那好吧。”那个人说着，离开了店铺。

    第二天早上，他收到了一封信，告知他在国外有了一份新工作。然后他就坐上飞机离开了。

    20年过去了，他回到家乡，想起了那双鞋。

    “那双鞋还很不错。”他想，“那个鞋匠还在那里吗？那双鞋还留着吗？我要过去看一看。”</p>

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