难得糊涂 第三章（1）

    海军军官候补生

    在美国海军学院军官候补生中，我的一个同伴学习成绩很差。他只好到连队军官那里寻找心理安慰。“你的成绩太差劲了，” 军官训斥他说，“你在学习中是否存在什么问题？”

    “没有啊，先生。”候补生回答道，“我搞不清楚问题出在哪里，我读我所记的笔记，上课从不迟到，课上也从不讲话，但是不知道为什么，教授们好像都不喜欢我。”

    军官坐在椅子上，向后一靠，想了想，问道：“你睡眠充足吗？”

    我的同学回答说：“先生，你说的是夜里还是课上？”

    a midshipman

    one of my fello poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling. “your marks are deplorable!” the officer scolded. “is there a problem that has kept you from your studies?”

    “no, sir,” the midshipman replied. “i have no idea ht. then he asked, “do you get enough sleep?”

    my classmate replied, “sir, do you mean at night or in class?”

    守门员

    我所加入的地方足球队邀请我在星期六的比赛中做守门员。我错过了填登记表的时间，因而不是正式的队员，所以他们告诉我，如果有人问我是谁的话，我就说，我叫利斯·弗克尼——这名队员当时不在场。

    星期六那天，比赛间隙中，我站在守门员区域里休息。这时，有一个男人出现在球网的后面。

    他对我说：“喂，你叫什么名字？”

    “利斯·弗克尼。”

    “哦，很高兴见到你，”这个男人说，“我是你爸爸。”

    goalkeeper

    the local football team i had just joined needed me to play goalkeeper in their next saturday match. because i  the registration forms i . that saturday, during a quiet interval in my goal area, a man appeared behind the net. “hello, ” he said to me. “y

    one evening a young man at oxford  of a poet read one of his poems to a small group of friends in his room. the poem reatly admired, but as they came ay.

    “ot to my room i looked in the book from ht the poem  your card.”

    浮子

    有一次，一个酷爱钓鱼的人带着朋友一起去钓鱼。他的朋友对钓鱼一窍不通，但也想试试自己的运气。

    他们俩来到河边开始钓鱼。忽然，那位有生以来从未钓过鱼的人说：“哎，那些红色的玩意儿值多少钱?”

    “你是说那些浮子吗？噢，不贵，你问这个干什么？”

    “我要赔你一个，我那个浮子刚才沉下去了。”

    the float

    once a keen angler  and took his friend  of fishing, but decided to try his luck.</p>

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