难得糊涂 第二章（2）

    她和先生吻别，互道晚安后，约翰向她挥手告别，随后开车走了。当她走进屋子，安娜看见亨利独自坐在餐厅里。

    她让他跟在她的身后，把他带进了卧室并把房门关上。“亨利，”安娜说，“脱下我的衣服，”亨利照做了。“现在，”安娜说，“把我的连脱掉。”亨利静静地照办了。“亨利，把我的内衣脱掉。”男管家也照做了。安娜严厉地盯著亨利，他神情紧张地盯着地板。“亨利，假如再让我抓到你穿我的衣服，你就准备回家吧。”

    the butler’s night off

    john and anna reat e house. managing such a large property  job. since both john and anna et some help. they hired someone  to go out for the evening, they decide to reive him the night off. anna told henry that she and john ht off and do . “thank you, madam.” henry said, “i  supper, they  to feel sick. she  she’d eaten.after the movie, john received a phone call on his cell phone. the smiths o ahead.” said anna, “i don’t feel oing to go home to lie doo to the party for an hour. anna told him to take his time. “do you o ahead and have a good time at the party. i’ll be fine.” said anna.

    she kissed her husband good night. john  by himself in the dining room.

    she called for him to follo my clothes again, you’re fired.”

    等警察来

    一天，山姆和一个神父发生了一起反常的交通事故。他们两个人所开的两辆车，车头与车头猛撞到一起，两辆车彻底毁坏了。不过，让人意外的是，两个人都没有受伤。

    从各自的车里爬出来后，山姆看到神父的衣领便说道：“原来你是神父，我叫山姆。瞧瞧我们的车，什么都没了， 可我们依然在这里，没有受伤。这肯定是上帝的安排！”

    山姆看了看自己的车，惊呼道：“快看看这儿，还有一个奇迹！ 我的车完全毁了，可这瓶酒却还没有碎。毫无疑问，上帝肯定是想让我们喝掉它，来庆祝我们的好运。”

    神父点头表示认同。山姆把酒交给神父，神父喝了一半然后又把酒还给山姆。山姆接过酒瓶飞快地把瓶盖盖上，又把它递给了神父。看到山姆的行为，神父不解地问：“难道你不喝吗，山姆？”山姆回答：“嗯，我想我还是等着警察来吧。”

    one day and by a freak accident, have a head-on collision ly, neither sam nor the cleric has a scratch on.

    after the cra left, yet n from god!”

    sam is looking at his car and exclaims, “and look at this! here’s another miracle! my car is completely demolished, but this bottle of ood fortune.”

    the priest nods in agreement. sam hands the bottle to the priest,  any, sam?” sam replies, “nah... i think i’ll wait for the police.”

    谁醉了

    在村庄的旅店里，一个年长的英国绅士正和他年幼的儿子坐在一起享受阳光明媚的周日午后。父亲一边肆无忌惮地大口喝着啤酒，一边告诫儿子放纵所带来的痛苦。</p>

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