难得糊涂 第一章（2）

    as ood bye, mickey.”

    our daughter oodbye, minnie.”

    my husband oodbye, money.”

    逃跑

    以前，我在监狱里任课时，班上的一个学生总是旷课。起初旷课是因为他拔了颗牙，接着是因为割了扁桃体。再后来是因为在工厂里干活时砍掉了一节手指。

    一个看守员获悉这一切后，建议道：“我们最好留意一下这个家伙，他好像是要一小块一小块地逃走。”

    escape

    ht in a prison, one of my students kept missing classes. first it er in uard to comment, “uy. he seems to be trying to escape one piece at a time.”

    怎么能确保找到一位好大夫

    一个美国人到南美洲的一个偏远地区旅游，在这期间他生病了。“我需要去看医生。”他对一个当地人说，“我怎样才能确保找到一位好大夫呢？”

    “非常简单。”当地人回答，“依据我们国家的法律，大夫一旦治死一个病人，他就必须在诊所外面挂一个气球。”

    美国人便开始寻找。其中一家挂了20个，另外一家挂了30个。终于，他看到有一家仅仅挂了5个，便走了进去。

    “你得等一会儿，”大夫对他说，“这个诊所昨天刚开始营业，我现在很忙。”

    ho a good one

    an american visiting a remote area in south america became sick.“i have to see a doctor.” he told a local. “hoetting a good one?”

    “it’s easy,” an his search. one doctor fle only five, and he  like this.” mounting the horse, he said skeptically,“praise the lord.” the horse began to trot. he repeated “praise the lord” and the horse broke into a gallop. suddenly the buyer sae.

    the so, i  an algebra class over the summer, and had a teacher  recruits to stay a in a large,  drastic ing his hands on them  the board. he decided to put them to good use.</p>

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