聪明人生 第一章（1）

    自己准备

    在校园里广为流传着这样一个故事：有一次，一个学生给他的父母发了一封电报，上面写道：“妈妈，我的功课没有一门及格的，我已经被学校开除了，请爸爸做好准备。”

    过了两天，这个学生收到回电：“爸爸已经准备好了，你自己也做好准备吧！”

    prepare yourself

    a story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading：“mom-flunked all courses. kicked out of school, prepare pop.”

    tineering had once ”.

    the ”.

    “hi, you are freshmen, aren’t you?” he asked.

    one student bolder than the others asked him ho’ to a class, if they are freshmen they say‘good morning’ too. if they are sophomores, they quietly fold their papers aet back to them. a class of seniors nore my greeting, and keep reading the papers. ’ to a class of graduate students, they  that you have been cheating on your tests.”

    johnny  over your test and the question irl that sits next to you, mary, put ‘george ton’, and so did you.”

    “so, everyone knows that he was the first president.”</p>

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