花样年华 第六章（3）

    so, fred found his h and tough he hts and didn’t skim too much off the receipts. he told fred that he (fred)  a fine job, but he should remember one thing:“if you ever hear even a rumor that mad martin is coming to toht explanation. he erous guy they’d ever heard of and feot all about it.

    until, one day a fe through to, “martin’s coming. head for the hills!” the result uy because he didn’t believe he could be all that tough. so, fred just put the bottle of red eye on the bar, hid behind the counter, and . soon there e, mean-looking guy ride dogest bull buffalo that fred had ever seen. the guy stopped the buffalo in front of the bar, jumped off the beast, punched it in the head and belloet back!”

    the fellouy had a pair of huge mountain lions on leashes. he tied them both to a post and kicked them soundly, hollefing,“you pussycats stay here till i’m done!” the cats fearfully sat do the doors off the ulp. poor fred, thoroughly frightened by nouy looked do at?”

    fred managed to say, “n... n...n...nothing, mister. do you ot to get out of here—mad martin’s coming!

    谁是最伟大的人

    一个法官、一个教堂主教和一位指挥家正在进行一场辩论。三个人都是虚荣自负的人，他们的话题很快转到他们之中谁是最伟大的人上。

    “嗯，”法官说，“我的职业既高贵又拥有权力，当我走进法庭的时候，狱警会说‘全体起立！’接着所有人都会站起来向我致意。”

    “好极了，”主教说，“人们站起来向你致敬。当我出现在教堂里，人们会跪在我的面前，亲吻我的戒指，并称呼我为‘陛下’。”</p>

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